Tbh I realized that after reading the full thing lol. I just didn’t recognize the first bunch of quotes.

The fact that I can’t tell if this is a real quote from the president of the fucking United States is… Not where I thought I would end up as a kid.

There’s another, tinier, black cat facing away from us on his face

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He’s cute <3

Spite-posting is cringe

I thought it said dentists, then was very thrown off by the second line.

On your behalf, I also hate this.

Where it comes from makes a hell of a difference.

I’ve had a lot of weed that just gets me light headed, some that lean towards effecting my mood (both negative and positively), and…

very rarely I’ll find someone that has weed that can make colors seem 200% more vibrant and completely knock me on my ass. Just gotta shop around.

God I haven’t thought about that particular YTP in… well, long enough to feel ancient.

It’s just misdirection, I guess. Up until the last word it’s reasonable to assume it was a dog or something

The grave size + name suggests it was a pet cat or dog, but it was an enormous hamster.

Doorbell cameras are selling the footage to AI companies, so AI is really good at making fake doorbell cam videos

What did I miss

I’ve literally never had that problem. And I think I’ve used GIMP once.

What did I miss

I had to do this when I turned 18. Now I’m in $2k of debt.

Reminds me of this:

Contra Points:

Cat chirality