You got it, Bobby B!

Hits it with some metal

It detonates, liquifying 15 scouts

Best day of my life

The board members are risk averse, anti-innovation, weren’t paying attention during the PowerPoint, and just trying to hang on until they can get their bonuses and go golfing.

Having first aid training is good for any position. I mean, if two janitors apply, and they are about even, but one has first aid training, your hire that one right? It reduces expenses on your end to train people.

🤤

An MRI of his heart showed that it was clogged with broccoli

I wish their dad Ron Paul would just give them the solid backhand they deserve

How much is that in dodge RAMs?

Imagine spending millions of dollars on an ad that costs your company millions more in lost sales

One of my dicks in one of the buns

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!

People started referring to Glock handguns with extended magazines as ‘Gluzi’, being short for glock-uzi.

The Uzi is another gun with a commonly extended mag that pokes out the bottom of the grip, hence the comparison.

The slightly derogatory ‘Gluzi’ became ‘Glizzy’

Now, another more derogatory nickname for a gun with a mag that sticks well beyond the handgrip was “Hotdog” because, well it looks like the sausage sticking out the end of a hotdog bun.

So people are calling these guns “hotdogs” and “glizzy”, and so naturally, at a barbecue somewhere where the sausage was notaby longer than the bun, someone must have started referring to their extended sausage hotdog as a “Glizzy” as a joke, comparing the sausage to the extended mag of a Glock, and it stuck. The comedy lives in referring to an innocuous food item as a weird looking, often gang or crime-associated style of gun. Maybe because there’s a high chance of encountering both kinds of Glizzy at certain barbecues, and bystanders are subject to the ol’ switcharoo when one person asks for a Glizzy, and received a hotdog. Or maybe they asked for a hotdog, and recieved a gun, IDK I wasn’t there.

You can, but she might have you shot for it

Just four fellas in the bath together, meat to cheeks, laser focused, mostly. Nothing sus!

Well I’m sold

Was it, though?

It’s so brave of you to come out, especially around these parts 🙏

Fucking Russians, man!