Great reference!

Bro, we can smell your unwashed narcissism from here.

And of course you care. You care most of all about what others think of you. You just pretend not to care because you’re emotionally (and maybe literally) a teenager.

Dude our national military has trillions in equipment and training.

If they turn on civilians, our guns aren’t going to do anything but delay how long it takes them to murder us all. There’s no point in planning for that scenario because if you get there, you’ve already lost.

Nah, as one of the founders said: We either hang together now or we hang together later.

Counting or not counting gang vandalism?

The guns aren’t about fighting off the US Army.

The guns are about fighting back against 12 rednecks long enough for the state cops/whoever to get there and save the day.

So did Hitler’s rallies.

not an accidental coincidence

He’s using them.

That’s all he does. 80 years of life and he’s a fucking Locust. He uses what he can and then he moves on.

They keep letting him feed off their fat asses, so he dives in face first to whatever they want him to be, whatever they need him to say, to get them to do what he wants: supply him with the power that fuels his narcissism.

He’s a fucking addict and they are his drug. MFer is getting high on his own supply.

yeah because we’re all just lining up to support a couch-fucking traitor whose name and religion changes every 5-6 years.

That’s the secret to Conservative power in America.

Step 1: Make everything illegal

Step 2: Accept bribes to overlook crimes of allies

Step 3: Punish the shit out of your opponents.

Congrats! America is now Russia, with better food and shittier fascists.

That’s also why the Republicans have been working so hard to convince people that “there’s no difference between the two parties.”

If there’s no difference, there’s no reason to oppose the corruption of Party A because Party B will do it too.

With all sincerity: We should use Eminent Domain to take majority control in stock in every publicly traded company.

Why settle for taxing these assholes when we could seize their assets and run the shit ourselves?

I don’t know why you delight in being an asshole, but I pray you have the day you deserve.

I bet you blame women when they get raped.

Fucking potato.

Fox News was conceived and designed deliberately to exploit this loophole in American law.

Other than groceries, I do almost all of my shopping online and delivered.

Soap, deodorant, toothpaste all that kinda thing. Household cleaners. Cat food, litter, supplies. Clothes, shoes, etc.

I work a shitload of hours (also online, from home) and I live miles from the nearest town.

EX: If I want to drive through and get a McGross burger and a diet coke, it’s a 30 minute round trip. The closest non-grocery stores are a 30 min drive away, or an hour round trip plus shopping time.

Or I can do three clicks and someone brings me the same shit within a few days. 99.5% of the time, that is sufficient.

Ever notice that these propagandizing assholes never even bother to cite their lies anymore?

Dude just writes “FOX said, trust me” and they eat it up.

Same shit happens on the left. Someone just says something, attributes it without a link, and the comments section eats it up, true or not.

Bruh you have no idea lol.

I am learning to write movies/tv as a hobby, and one of the projects I am working on right now is a satire of all this shit.

I have had to change the plot five fucking times because the most insane things i can come up with are just a Tuesday to these assholes. How TF do you top “child raping traitor bond villains?”

lol you’re such a loser

And their magic solution is always to do nothing, not support the Democrats, and see if total collapse is better than fixing anything.

The crazy part is, you literally can’t tell which ones are just teenager morons and which ones are literal fascists, because an adult fascist THINKS LIKE a fucking teenaged moron. So good luck sorting out which of these people means well but is a teenaged idiot, and which ones are the actual fascists.

They make the same arguments with the same flawed logic because they have the same brain limitations.

Right. You don’t live here and you’re wildly ignorant of what’s happening here politically, but we’re still supposed to take your nonstop bullshit lectures about how Democrats are the real problem and what? Just pretend that you’re not full of shit?

The problem is Republicans. Full fucking stop.

If you can’t get on board with that, then you’re not fucking helping anyone other than yourself.