Good thing I’ve never used Meta AI and never will.

If you want to use a personal computer at work without raising suspicion, use a KVM switch to connect it to your work monitor and keyboard. Not only can you switch back to work quickly if needed, but it also looks more natural than having a separate laptop or whatever sitting out on your desk.

Cunning linguist, he he. I wonder if they’re friends with Colonel Angus.

Isn’t it just a bit suspicious that the industry is preemptively asking for deregulation? It’s like they know they’re going to do some shady shit and want to make sure no pesky laws get in the way.

I bet he’d be really good at DDR since he’s got four feet.

Not much, time. What’s up with you?

It’s where they hide the space laser control panel.

Please be The Onion, please be The Onion

Damn.

Yeah, the only surprise any more is whether it’s just going to be the usual fraud, or some new creative type of scam I haven’t seen yet.

His “announcement” reads like it was written by Google’s marketing department.

Either they conned the government org in charge of purchasing it, or that org just didn’t care enough to look deeper. They got a professional-looking demo that made it look like the tech worked, and signed the contract without a second thought.

AI = Actually Indians

The term “AI” has been misused and misrepresented so much that it’s more of an aesthetic than a technology now.

If H. R. Giger had directed Miracle on 34th Street…

I don’t feel like my life is scripted per se, but sometimes I’ll be talking to someone and all of the sudden it feels like someone else has taken control of my body and is doing all the talking while I just sit back and watch. I have to concentrate to get back in control.

That sounds like a perpetual motion machine.

This has big Strange Planet vibes.

Even the parrot wanted a piece of that.

The article essentially says the reason is that price tags aren’t being updated to reflect the prices in the computer system. I’d be interested to see if any items ring up cheaper at the register, or if the error is always coincidentally in favor of the store.

Instructions unclear, I searched for “fun throbbers” and now my browser is buried in gay porn ads.