https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/infographics/the-fastest-man-made-objects-in-the-universe/

Turns out the famous manhole cover did not reach six times Earth’s escape velocity.

The cops are hopeful that they won’t have to go another 5 years without regularly shooting journalists and women in the back for fun.

Some people don’t like the toe thing, but personally, I don’t like wiping the rim with my hand.

It’s also unrealistically bright. That far from the sun is about 900x dimmer than earth.

Quality vomit. Thanks.

Claymore?

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I’ve noticed that there are a surprising number of hateful or broken young women that these dudes are not that lonely.

I figure the feeling of being in your head is simply due to your eyeballs being located there. Now I want to put a 3d camera on my hips, and steam it to VR goggles.

If they were concerned wouldn’t they have him in a kevlar vest?

The FAA’s goal of zero air disasters will feel like a luxury in the future.

I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn’t reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.

How much faster is it with the 6-20R?

Doesn’t even cost that much to flip a few.

That’s good enough for me. Congrats!

Has he won anything in his life without cheating?

Every accusation is a confession.

The ninth circle of Hell, in Dante’s Inferno, is dedicated to treachery and betrayal. Specifically, it’s where those who betrayed their kin, country, friends, guests, or lords are punished. It’s the deepest and coldest circle, with Satan himself residing at the center.

That’s a lot of bread.

What kind of work does he do for them for 200k?

Best we can do is a barricaded utopia.