

What happened to your foreskin?
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Piss ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched Pee-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain…
– Dirt Owl replicant from the future


What happened to your foreskin?


Who needs a second term when you’ve banned elections?


Red letter media review a lot of his films. Very fun


I use this so much. It’s an excellent tool.
China is so fucking great. Japan is so uptight by comparison. I want to go back to China…


They absolutely do not. It’s provided vast quantities of harmless joy.


I think we should fund this expedition


Two handsome cats


I have to say that I think I earn a lot of respect from people by stating that I am a communist and then explaining and defending my position with passion.
Being a communist is sexy too, so there’s that.


I had to stop listening to that podcast after they listed off a bunch of wars that happened post ww2, as evidence that the world was not infact getting more peaceful (all well and good), but didn’t mention one US war. I thought to myself, fuck these liberals.


Saw this in Japan. I lol’d



Who said that?


Damn. 3 months of bliss and then he’s gone again. I hope he returns one day.


They are a joy to use


We’re having a good old fashioned communist schism. In the future you’ll be able to read theory about it.


Yeah. Not only that, but if there is some sort of quantum state that represents the you that is you, beyond just your memories, but literally down to the spins of sub atomic particles that make you up, and you are able to transfer that state one way, making it appear exactly somewhere else (and presumably causing the state to cease to exist where it started), I’m happy to consider that full blown teleportation, no death whatsoever. You weren’t deconstructed at point a and rebuilt at point b, you literally teleported.


I’m of the opinion that it doesn’t really matter. My consciousness ends every time I fall unconscious.


The land that time forgot
That is hilarious. So American. Also it’s the sort of story that sounds like it could be covering for an actual murder