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I think I’ve used google twice in the last year. Ddg works about as well as google, at this point

I’ve taken to avoiding anything made after AI and searching for before:2023 to get away from the worst garbage.

Mind you, the web has been nearly unusable since 2018ish, so I tend to go for even older products. Feels like witnessing the fall of Rome, having to go to these lengths just to find basic info.

I think the US government subsidizes meat for food at a rate of like 80-90%, for some perspective on the cost of mass produced store chicken

They might not be updating their marketing materials.

There are, after all, dozens of threadiversites! Once you notice a name or profile pic, it’s hard not to see it elsewhere. I’ve definitely noticed you around, as well! (Though I should probably cut back on posting)

I’ve been trying to come up with a new username joke for so long that threads changed their federation url. If that doesn’t provide motivation, I don’t know what would.

Well, I don’t play bass but I have opinions on slap now.

This is like asking whether it’d be alright to cum inside a woman, post-birth. Very intentional delay

Actually, they seem like a fine Temple OS candidate

Exactly. Ublock origin is notable only for being part of 0 ad companies and 100% trustworthy. The blocking lists are universal. If it’s built into the browser, you’re golden

I mean, meat spin was less about the gay and more about the multi-sense experience. Spinning penis to a loud song about spinning. It’s goofy and visible. Or, at least that was how I perceived it.

“This is terrible. Someday my ballsack will be 3 feet long. I can’t bear the weight of that knowledge.”

I dunno, I understood fellatio and homosexuality at a young age, during a fairly homophobic time. I imagine it wouldn’t have bothered me immensely. Maybe I would have asked my parents and been beaten for it, but I’d remember the beating more than the old men.

But the video of someone nailing their penis to a board, or the vagina cactus clips would have fucked me up. God forbid I watched the mantis video or 2 guys 1 hammer.

I never got the lemon party one. “Oh no, old man sex? How terrible!” Unless I bore witness to dismemberment, irl vore, or extremely violent sexual or psychological perversion, it rarely stuck with me.

To be fair, Todd’s child murder was barely half a step crueler than walt’s gaslighting murders.

It’s definitely performative. But that doesn’t diminish it in the least. He is getting shit done, and advertising it effectively. If every politician clout chased this way, people wouldn’t have such vehement hatred for them. He has an amazing pr team and he’s governing effectively. You could ask for literally not a thing more.

People hated Skyler more than Todd??? I thought she was annoying and a spoilsport for admonishing my, and the rest of the audience’s, desire to watch a meth empire power fantasy show, but most hated??

Home grown, you’re golden. It’s issues with long term storage and transportation that yield mealy, sugary messes that are difficult to cut, good to cook, and little else. Heirloom Roma tomatoes are all excellent for that reason. “Oh no, my cooking tomatoes were easy to paste!”

But there are certainly heirloom tomato varieties that are better or worse. Green zebra and starburst are my favorites, personally. Green zebras store well and taste like food. Starburst are beautiful on a plate or sandwich or as straight-up hand fruit. Hit up the farmer’s market to get samples to find your faves!

Fucked up veggies and fruits are far and away the tastiest. Once you start eating wonky veggies, you can’t stop. Everything else just tastes like gonorrhea on a biscuit, once you develop a taste for them.

From what I understand, they pump more sugar and general building blocks into areas that are unexpectedly obstructed. They’re genuinely just tastier. But don’t be fooled by those folded heirloom tomatoes. Their texture is atrocious. Specific varieties of heirloom tomatoes are the exception to the rule.

I was at a friend’s place, and they had an oven with dials. Before I could even begin thinking of grandma and puppies, I had already ejaculated from the sheer beauty of it. It even had a numerical temperature gauge for every burner.

It was way worse before phones were outlawed while driving. Now, people are back on their phones while it’s illegal. It’s a legitimate issue, and a hard one to solve.

People are braking like 30% later because of distractions inside of cars. More recent automobiles can tolerate braking so suddenly, but older ones cannot. Phones, funny enough, have gentrified the roads via producing unsafe drivers