uh oh. you tell me mine. im pretty stupid

people didn’t celebrate for hours beforehand

I’ve looked everywhere else. Have you checked up your butt

Also I’m high.

I’m not complaining. I might be the teensiest bit high myself. Normally I’m at a [4] but today is a [7] day.

I would like to add, if you are lactose intolerant, keep a few of those little cheese wheels on you for these occasions

I hear his secret evil twin brother Billy Odyssey ran away with the secret fifth element, Heart, in the (secret) third act

This is about fallout 1 and 2 bud

Oooo that’s nice, not cooking for myself

You’re just jealous you’re not made of malt

Yeah. Mexican is both an ethnicity and a nationality. Like, I have Mexican friends from high school that were born here in California (which was Mexico before it was Statesia do not get me started) it’s like, the one of easiest ways to identify someone cool is whether they drink topo chico

It’s less about dryitude and more about olditude. I don’t doubt you for a second tho, dude

As much as I hate my cane and what it represents to me

it took getting a recumbent trike for me to see it differently and i really wish I had switched my brain earlier. I (similarly to you) saw my cane as visible evidence of my disability, but now i see it as something that helps me get out more. I mean I still see it the first way too, but it does not seem as bad, you know?

nah, i don’t have a sword cane. they are heavy. I have 4 canes with specific purposes. One’s a cool wooden wizard cane for hiking, one’s got an octopus handle, one is very lightweight, and one is collapsible and lives in the car. I should really get a fifth to live at band practice but I want to use my octopus cane there. I will do a canepost after the festival

I’m old enough to smell toast

In our day we had to walk seventeen miles down the beach to get into the deep end of the ocean

it was about 400 in fees and travel down there to fight it was 500 a day unless i slept in my car or knew someone.

Leslie’s auntie’s sister’s daughter was very clear

While I agree those services would help make a decision, I’d think climate (and where they became homeless, and where they have family) are far bigger factors.

I’ve only been transitionally homeless though, my experience and assumptions are probably very different than someone who is or has been homeless for a while.