How would you feel about a more-compact car designed around an extra large human space? Big seats and high ceilings inside for you and your large kids, so much legroom your humorously tiny spouse has to drive their own tiny car. But with less extraneous bulk on the outside, so you can see when you’re running over the neighbors kids. Wouldn’t wanna miss

Okay well would he at least be in less trouble than if he’d made any money off it?

I’m pretty sure most of the population is pretty large too. They grow 'em burly in the wilderness

Nobody who’s speaking seriously could possibly refer to ALASKA as “our small state.”

I may get downvoted for this, but in my family we always chop an onion and add it to the cooking water along with the macaronis. It flavors the pasta and adds more bites. Or you can saute it in the butter as you make your bechamel, if you want a stronger onion flavor.

Having dropped him splat, does she then perch over his body, gut him with her talons and devour his liver with her beak?

Is there a keyhole?

If it’s what the US calls Public School, that’s all very true and it’s why children get bused all over Los Angeles, with various strategies to combat the history of redlining.

For instance there are Magnet Schools in affluent neighborhoods where the wealthiest of the local kids go to private schools, drawing kids with specific interests and/or skills from less affluent neighborhoods to help keep the school open for the local public-school kids.

In my experience the racial groups tended to socialize separately anyway, but I’m old, hopefully that’s less true. And even so, at least you don’t have kids growing up who’ve never met a different-color person.

Awwww, that’s adorable, “I’m a raccoon just like my T-shirt, Mommy!”

Or… How about you start accepting more nonwhite children into your school? Maybe even seek funding to enable a more diverse cohort of kids to afford your fees?

Sob, “Ever since Marie died I’ve had nobody to tell me how fast I’m driving while I keep my eyes on the road. It’s like I’m missing half my soul…”

Maybe so but Moroni plays the Final Trump et atop each Mormon Temple (at least stop each one I’ve noticed)

Don’t forget the Angel Moroni

Oh I am so sorry for both of you. It must’ve been terrible to find her so terribly injured, and to make the desperate run to the vet, and then she couldn’t be saved. At least they could make her passing less painful. Some cats are just so determined to do dangerous things, especially chewing/eating things they shouldn’t, that there’s no stopping them. Sounds like she had a fierce independent spirit in her little body. Now it’s gone, but you’ll see flashes of it out in the world, and feel its warmth deep in your heart. Take your time to recover. But also know that if another cat comes into the empty place in your life, her claim on you will be undiminished.

I’ve never had covid.

Oh that’s totally useful and relevant, and the tabloid’s name makes complete sense now!

Why stop at two? Form a coven and thrive!

Then you and the wife ditch the husband. Because that freeloader was clearly useless or you wouldn’t have been exhausted.

Nice to see velma and Nonconfrontational living up to usernames, lol. Hope you all have a great safe weekend.

And the -ing form would be roofieing, with roofying an acceptable alternative.