Phantaloons

There won’t be one.

In easy question to answer for yourself. Would you defend America?

Two to three entire blue generations of adults and two teen ones and they all have one thing in common.

They have no feeling of good will towards themselves from their country. They don’t want a gun, they want a plane ticket.

Director: “Be a little shit”

Which itself falls apart to pantheism.

I went around that circle with my theist friends. It took all of five seconds for someone to go, “Some believe we give differing names to the same entity.”, or that the “Gods” themselves are just evidence of his bleed into our reality and are at best, human descriptions of the divine.

Yeah, the argument didn’t last much longer after that hail-mary.

“Damnit, Dale, this is the bronze age. Quit using copper nails. These people deserve craftsmanship.”

cake sale at Costco

“We have a men’s dept.”

bath and body works

sigh

…yeah, technically, I guess 🙄

“LOOKATHISPHOTOGRAPH”

I remember when KoRn’s R used to be the right way around.

almost, almost, nevermind

lol, told you he’d go to coomer first. You owe me $60

“But my parents can’t use a VPN!!”

Was that line in the sand drawn before or after footing the bill, installing a media server, and an entire arr stack?

Their house is right there, bro.

Idols can be negative. Trump actively makes me dislike Christians more by way of being a bad example.

We need to stop using Reddit, WhatsApp, and YouTube… but we can’t.

What’s this we shit?

Good idea, Reddit.

opens redreader

the cost of doing business

My bank hands out these weird little plastic cards like it’s 2016 or something.

Nah, but yeah tho.

Trump: “So the oil is under the lithium? How does this work?”

I am weird therefore I am.