I didn’t like the line ‘for the next two hours your ass is mine’ which sounds like a prison rape threat.

If you’re relying on Excels password, the cops can submit your xlsx file and a subpoena to MS and they will open it for them.

It was always too agro for me. I watched the first season at the request of a friend, but after that I hated every minute.

Edit: It was great at first because the plot was breakneck and focused on the cast, but around episode 6 of season one it starts out witn “11 years earlier” and I knew the good part was over.

also with the Lord of the Rings, just deleting the scouring of the shire.

The asphalt pavement of roads must be 4 inches thick to last forever. 3 inches lasts 5 years, 2 inches lasts one year, 1 inch is crumbling before you finish. You constantly see crumbling roads in the third world because of corruption, they don’t put as much pavement down as they charge for.

Someone discovered shake cursor…

The FBI still has not released Hunter Bidens laptop.

Replace some of the labor you would use to pay for RAM and put it into learning a lighter weight operating system.

It’s the only way to be sure.

put a swear word like fucking in your query

What I’ve come to expect from ‘Breaking News’

Instead of ‘You are what you eat.’ it is “You are what you don’t shit.”

The vibrating egg you use to cheat at chess?

Thanks for your opinion, Mr. Wherewereyouwhenitmattered.

That knife might be a bit off putting, champ.

“Anyway he had it coming.”

“We all have it coming, kid.”

–Unforgiven

The joke’s on them, we’ll just weld the doors shut from the outside.

Holy shit it’s true. I won’t post the AI overview out of respect for the humans.

Rapists and child molesters don’t kill anyone either.