You could make this exact shelf as a floating shelf. It’s a 1x2 frame with a thin board on top.

It’s the “menace” strip on hyperbole and a half.

That reminds me of hyperbole and a half. Thank you.

https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2013/10/menace.html

You know how you can kind of pull the handles a certain way to make bad scissors work? Using them in the wrong hand is like the opposite of that. As you observed it’s less of an issue with decent scissors.

What government entity does Twitter represent?

Only if you share a hoard of snacks with them.

Take it a step further and cut it up into small pieces in your bowl. That way you can eat it like regular food instead of having to dance with it first. That was my childhood solution, at least. Now I just buy other pasta shapes instead.

We have “known” that for years (guilt by association with Epstein), but we haven’t known with verifiable evidence.

I was really hoping this was part of something longer, but it isn’t.

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/candy_polyamory

But what if their comment gets censored from tiktok?

Baked sweet potato with butter, salt, and plenty of pepper is one of my favorites!

The parrying/timing mechanic is what stopped me from buying it, too. I’ve learned I’m too particular about games to buy them on release.

Sweet potato pie is tasty enough to eat with nothing but vanilla

This reminds me of the Bob’s Burgers episode where Linda makes a sweet potato pie without adding any sugar.

This one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkley_Marathons

It’s just a few more miles.

I’d add the Barkley marathon to that list.

He’s also holding a cigar with that hand. You know, because it’s so important to be armed and smoking on a plane. Planes which are, of course, renowned for their perfectly smooth and never turbulent rides.

Maybe if they didn’t make Amazon search so awful users wouldn’t turn to third party solutions. If I search for “Brand Model Size Color” I should get results for exactly that, not for thousands of things vaguely similar with my actual result halfway down the page if I’m lucky.

There’s also the entertainment value of the ticket.

Fun fact, the little window on the back of bacon packages is also required by law.

Coros seems pretty comparable from what I’ve seen.