A baby polar bear trundles up to its father and says, “hey dad, am I 100% pure polar bear?” His father replies, “I’m busy hunting seals. Go ask your mother.” The baby bear then trundles over and asks his mom, “hey mom, am I 100% pure polar bear?” The mother answers “Wow that’s an interesting question. So…your father and I are both 100% pure polar bear. My mother and father were 100% pure polar bear and your father’s parents were 100% pure polar bear. So that means that you are 100% pure polar bear. Why do you ask?” And the baby polar bear answered “Because I’m fucking freezing!”
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Christian metal band sues netflix because google won't show them anymore.English
5·22 天前I still can’t get over the fact that this shit-tier band even tries to sell $500 tickets!
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Technology@lemmy.world•Amazon secretly circumvents community vote for massive AI data center using 45-year-old rulesEnglish
1·1 个月前Not when it’s on you and you’re running and screaming and fanning the flames
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Technology@lemmy.world•Amazon secretly circumvents community vote for massive AI data center using 45-year-old rulesEnglish
2·1 个月前plain gasoline works well with styrofoam too. Add pieces until they kinda stop instantly dissolving and you have reached a very effective stopping point
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THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•Just indiscriminately killing peopleEnglish
2·2 个月前Correct. “Killing” is legal in numerous instances (and I’d argue moral and ethical in particular situations). The term “murder”, by default, is never legally justified.
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News@lemmy.world•Los Angeles police fatally shoot pet dog of family celebrating Knicks winEnglish
1·3 个月前…and then immediately after that shooting (in the back) and killing their 14-year old son
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News@lemmy.world•'Disgusting': Red state cop fired after ‘abhorrent’ racist rant goes viralEnglish
2·5 个月前“The behavior exhibited by Ashley Gonzalez was abhorrent, disgusting, and entirely unacceptable,” Police Chief J. Noe Diaz Jr. said in a statement. “It is deeply disturbing and has no place in law enforcement or in our community.”
Tune in next month as she has a new job at a police department one hour away
Idiots with zero critical-thinking skills actively advertising the fact that they are an idiot with zero critical-thinking skills are relatively harmless
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Android@lemmy.world•Recently changed to at&t (awful) , texts with links are blockedEnglish
21·5 个月前On AT&T and Android. I use Signal as much as possible because it just works sending and receiving anything (text, image, video, URL’s) whether I am using cell, wi-fi or Starlink. When I am on Starlink with no cell data available I can usually send or receive a plain text but if I attach an image or have a URL in the text it regularly fails to send and throws an error notification.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump says gas prices 'not very high' as most U.S. voters blame him for price spikeEnglish
6·5 个月前An opinion on gas prices from an imbecile who doesn’t buy his own gas is irrelevant
That’s not asshole design as much as “Not a designer” design
I dislike that person for despoiling a book…even if they own the book
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Ask Science@lemmy.world•What's a scientific fact that sounds made up but is 100% real?English
6·5 个月前98.62% of the uranium-235 in the Little Boy bomb was blown apart before fission. That leaves 1.38% that actually fissioned. That was 0.7 grams of U-235, about the size of a bb and the weight of a butterfly that destroyed Hiroshima.
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Technology@lemmy.world•On filing the corners off my MacBooksEnglish
2·5 个月前I dremeled (with the emory wheel) the four sharp corners on my MacBook Air. Sharp and annoying before. Nicely rounded and smooth now.
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News@lemmy.world•Amanda Ungaro: From sharing soirées with the Trumps to being deported by ICEEnglish
4·5 个月前threatened to expose Trump and Melania’s connections to Epstein
Stop “threatening” to do something good for humanity and just fucking DO IT
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A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•‘I know what it requires’: Harris on why she’s thinking about running for president in 2028English
2·5 个月前These days a “reasonable candidate” from either of the two, entrenched, status quo supporting political parties in the US is a mythical creature
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memes@lemmy.world•An employee who allegedly burned down a California warehouse compared himself to Luigi Mangione in a message to co-workers after setting the fire.English
41·5 个月前He could have done this good deed and gotten away with it if only he just shut the fuck up but he had to flap his gums.
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You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK about precordial catch syndrome: a recurring sharp, stabbing chest pain that worsens when you take a breath and only lasts a minuteEnglish
17·5 个月前I’ve had this since before I was a teenager…decades ago. Still happens from time to time. I’ve always considered it somewhat like a cramp in my diaphragm and so always breathe just deeply enough that it starts to hurt then relax and next breath try a bit deeper and keep that up until I “work through it.”







A.K.A: “we sent them on paid vacation for a bit while we “investigate” and eventually find they did nothing the rest of us wouldn’t do.”