SeductiveTortoise

That’s the reason they need protection. Because they are rightfully hated.

Tax them, beat them, put them in a stew.

I need to stack up on spray paint.

I tried it once, it was strange but fun. Depends heavily on the company though.

You know, I was a snowboarder once. But then I took an arrow to the knee.

It’s very human

I’d probably just move away at this point. There seems to be a boulder crossing right through their property and the next one might be right through their bedroom. And the one that went by some years ago was even bigger.

I really need to set up frigate. Been procrastinating for months 😐

I’m not sure if this is an insult or a compliment. I think I’ll go with compliment.

And then starts to destroy your stuff because he never learned to cope with frustration.

Of course! It’s really easy to understand once you abandon decency and empathy, but I’m not a politician so I can’t speak out of experience.

Or we could make life bearable for everyone and not try to hand out Band-Aids, but what do I know?

They’re all participation trophies, as he can’t win anything of real value.

FIFA peace price of “at least you tried”. Renewable energy price of “didn’t understand the task, but cried when he didn’t get a medal”.

He’s such a weird snowflake

They’re not useless! Just for democracy. And people. But not for Trump, they’re really useful for Trump!

I’m not sure what surprises me more, the fact that there’s a sensor for counting farts, or that there is a stock image like this:

Fine, we’ll create a home assistant add-on to count your farts in private. Geez, people… 🙄

I rarely even activate my camera, but I try to make such a good job that they all accept whatever I throw at them.

No pants? Well, but he fixed our burning pile of shit codebase last week, remember?

“Who shat into your fucking skull, you fucking cockwaffle?”

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Oh no, the gullible people your friends need to get elected are the gullible people that ate up your antivax bullshit. Who would have thought!