Meanwhile, my brain runs on the exact same quantity of cheetos as last month.

Can’t believe you just beat me to the Snow Crash reference.

But the images clearly show that it only supports Invincible.

Would probably gain more traction if you could read anything other than just Invincible.

3.62 billion users as of March

Ah, they’re pulling the good ol’ Amazon Basics move

You won’t have to worry about that.

Huh, I thought all Kobalt stuff was blue.

I think it works even better if you just say “but have you seen chimneys?”

When has it?

Only one way to find out.

This is why I like sectional sofas

Sure, I’ll try another game after the update. I’ve wasted more time on worse games.

People keep telling me how badass I look in my glasses

Clearly they are all lying

Purt near

That just proves that God is an anteater

Ah yes, the key feature of rocks: literacy.

Yes, one thousand times one million is one billion.

Nothing says “democracy” like a president for life!

What are the chances that we would evolve on a planet with the perfect atmosphere and biome for us to survive? Checkmate, atheists.