…all I want is a President who can assume the duties of a President. Starting to feel like a unicorn.

Democratic Party struggling to find a new direction

Here, I can help:

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I mean, no amount of torture will ever be proportional to the amount of suffering he’s caused, so, if the opportunity presents to make his death excruciating, then by all means: my point is simply that all that takes the back burner to stopping him from damaging our country/planet.

Stop him at any cost; use him as an opportunity to send a warning to other oligarchs if able.

Does swallowing these count as deep-throating God?

Posthumously.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry

Reptiles with titties means horny men are their prey.

While he certainly deserves to suffer proportional to the suffering he’s causing, top priority is stop him from causing more - if that means he ends up taking a bullet in a manner that renders him incapable of processing what’s happening, I’ll still count that as a good start.

I don’t want you dead, Elon.

Let’s not be hasty, now.

Aw fuck. I didn’t anticipate this leading to actual responsibility.

Well, what’s done is done: I’ll fill this role to the best of my ability.

I’ve had my ups and downs like anyone else - I don’t consider myself an outlier on either end.

What gets me is repeatedly seeing how we treat each other as a species or in who we choose to represent us when given the option. For example, we love to bitch about Trump (self absolutely included), but Trump is only an issue in the first place because a solid third of our voters looked at that evil fucker and decided: “Yup! This is the guy that’s best aligned with my interests!” …and another third of our voters were, at best, okay enough with that that they couldn’t even be bothered to color in a quarter-inch rectangle in opposition to it.

I’m thankful as fuck for the exceptions, and do what I can to place myself among them, but the general rule I’ve observed is that humans are evil, greedy, spiteful sacks of shit who ruin whatever and whoever they can.

…and that’s speaking from the relatively comfortable position of a 1st world country (if we can still call ourselves that) with a job that pays well enough that I can reliably pay the bills and put food on the table. But I look outside my little bubble, and it’s just a sea of people suffering at the hands of their neighbors and leaders. We don’t deserve to be the dominant species here.

Have I missed anyone?

Well, there’s the salty fuckers like me who’ve lost every last shred of hope in humanity, and now see the best outcome as humans going extinct in a way that as minimally damaging to other lifeforms as possible.

OH C’MON MAN!

…Drax = protein, nebula = minerals, groot = fiber.

Gotcha! Best of luck to Canada if push comes to shove. As a 'murican I’d like to think my countrymen and especially our military whose loyalty is sworn to the constitution, not to the president, would resist the fuck out of an order to invade Canada, but so far we don’t seem to have much of a spine.

Idk what all I can do to help from inside the dumpster fire, but I’ll throw a wrench in the gears on this side whenever the opportunity presents.

…this is all just so fucking stupid >_<

People have been saying that about Trump’s ostensibly incoming justice for almost a decade.

We are way past the point of being able to explain this as a slow justice system; we don’t have a justice system.

sues to

Legal justice hasn’t happened yet, why do they think it’s going to change now?

Our options are vigilante justice, or no justice.

Out of the loop - what doe elbows up mean / refer to?

It kinda still works tho.

I’ll never understand the logic hatred

You’re trying to project a reasonable thought process onto people driven by cruelty. You don’t understand it because it doesn’t exist: change your lens and suddenly it’ll start making sense.

intimated

I’d set it on fire and make an insurance claim.