Yep! There are also a lot of other bangs. For example, !rt will redirect the search query to rotten tomatoes. It’s a pretty neat feature.

Yep, he definitely would. They never learn.

Relevant microblog meme:

They will do that regardless. They always do. Hell, they already are doing it.

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Bold of you to assume a Trump branded vehicle would run at all!

🎶 Interior nuclear alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater 🎶

and lack of food

Oh that won’t be a problem. Data centers stealing all of our water will assure that we all die of thirst long before we have the chance to starve… Damnit, this timeline sucks.

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That’s an awesome idea and I’m stealing it! Future me is going to love this, because there’s no way I’m going to remember that I set up this reminder.

Newsthump is basically a British version of The Onion. Sorry about the account log-in wall, that kicks in after you’ve viewed a few articles each month, I can’t do anything about that. But their headlines usually contain the full joke, so you aren’t missing much.

Maybe a little too broad. Trump has a unique way of interpreting words.

Yeah, that’s definitely the most charitable way of phrasing it. I’d say he doesn’t understand any of them to begin with, and doesn’t have to, because the people who should be correcting him, aren’t. Words mean whatever Trump decides they mean now. Which is terrifying, because redefining words is fascism 101. There was just more internal resistance during his first term.

Reminds me of this:

Your cynicism has been noted.

lmao, yeah okay dude.

The charity is only for children up to the age of 5. I find that odd. Don’t most children need reading material after the age of 5?

Well, looks like now’s your chance to prove that you’re a better person than Dolly Parton. Go on, do it.

Dangit… The wrong octogenarians keep dying.

The dude’s so lucky that Adam Sandler likes to maintain an entourage of pseudo-talent. In any other universe he would’ve been working an endless string of dead-end jobs the moment he left SNL.

Right? If you aren’t interested in a gay marriage it’s incredibly easy to avoid entering into one. I’ve managed to go my entire life without being gay-married. Heck, I’m not gay-married right now! Yet despite what Fox News tells conservatives, there’s no gay mafia threatening or intimidating me for it.

That game (and its predecessor 2xtreme) were not nearly as fun as the premise sounds on paper, but I loved every second of them.

I don’t even want to guess how much my parents spent on rental fees for those two titles alone. It had to have been cheaper to just buy them.