The Sparknotes:

• Pope made speech saying that war was bad and we should move to diplomacy and dialogue.
• Trump believed it was about him and started scream tweeting at him calling him a “weak on crime”.
• Pope said “I’m not afraid of Trump.”
• Trump posted an AI pic of him as Jesus healing someone in a hospital bed flanked by troops and an American flag and all the accoutrements.
• This was picked up by the media, Evangelicals were horrified and called it Blasphemous, showing they don’t actually see Trump as Jesus. Everyone else memed on him.
• Trump took it down, saying “he didn’t know anything about it” and “it was meant to show him as a Doctor”.
• Despite him taking it down, most of the front pages of the Newspapers today here at least.

Oh my god it’s BIGGER?

If you don’t know who Lawrence fox is, he’s a very far-right actor who tried to have political career.

The Transvestigators basically slap a skull diagram on a face, declare them to be trans, and believe they won the argument. The diagrams don’t even fucking fit onto the face structure!

Isn’t this the same person who pisses and moans when he sees a “woke”?

You know the writer of the books was a gay man and his daughter said he based them on him and one of his partners.

Know what, fair.

Nods sagely. Cottagecore gay romance.

NOW DRAW HER TELEPORTING BREAD!

“Instead of relying on energy we can produce at home, we should rely on an energy source from an unstable part of the world that can be easily cut off because it makes a small group of billionaires very rich.”

“We’re gonna take your country and your oil!”

“Fuck it, Houston, can we land in Canada? I don’t want to end up back in the states.”

The secret pepsi is so good that when you drink it it becomes like The Spice like Dune! We can’t release it! We need to make it less addictive!

You joke, but I’m currently studying the history of my area’s mental health system and people believed giving birth and lactating made women insane.

Didn’t happen. Had to check.

George Bush at least made excuses about going into a country for oil companiea. Trump straight up said “we want their oil”.

This is how I imagine conspiracy theorists.

Are you surprised

Would.