Four-finger discount, dude!

When I was a lad, I had a special edition Halley’s Comet Matchbox Car. No idea why.

How anybody could buy a Tesla or Lucid is beyond me

“Gas is too expensive! They make parking spots too small!”

If affected, go to santaclausdatabreach.com to claim your lump of settlement coal.

Maybe, but if you’re fighting a billionaire in a tournament are you gonna let them win?

Mmmmm…. Forbidden donut.

Seeing the chiefs and cowboys both being mediocre this year brings so much joy to my heart!

What language is this? Google translate is no help whatsoever.

She should just choose not to be poor

Wait this cunt is only 27? And people listen to him??

One always has better boogers

They also don’t include the oven for baking 😡

My mother told me to never kiss a fool!

Homeboy about to sleigh some shit

I just looked at a picture of piss. Where did my life go wrong?

They could take the domain and make it a mastodon instance

Those are some primo whisker mounds

High-profile felons got off Scot-free. What did you do wrong?