Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher

Is it april fools day?

And they don’t even give you a copy of fifa 2016 😩

Original unlock method for The Lost in The Binding of Isaac, but also loss.jpg

flathub is just a software repository, you can easily install flatpak software that isn’t hosted on flathub

the moon watched the dinosaurs die and didn’t even do anything about it SMH

Moonlight is literally hundreds of thousands of times weaker than the sun. It makes perfect sense that a vampire could survive in moonlight but not sunlight

Ugh. Now everyone will only sell voidbysses when my use-case requires a separate void and abyss. Fuck my life

This aesthetic is like the new Comic Sans, except infinitely less endearing

Just use joules per second :P

Way more intuitive than watts and watt hours

The joke is

A: making fun of people who think ancient people couldn’t have built the pyramids

B: making fun of cigarettes via the ridiculous implication that they would be necessary for the task

Unlimited spoon but no games

We know plants can respond to stimuli, saying they feel pain is a big jump to conclusions

I think the australians have this figured out with “mate”

computers are “so fucking stupid” because you fucked up the instructions? god forbid you ever meet my autistic ass

Regardless of strategic validity, I think “accept genocide X to postpone genocide Y” is just not a very hopeful message, and thus is not likely to encourage voter turnout or any political action

I think the idea is that it reads “top to bottom” but rotated 90 degrees

well… it is real…

capitalism rewards owning things. if you own a thing that makes money you can do no work and be rich

More sounds doesn’t make it better lol. With that many, you get a max length of around 700-800 sounds

going by phonemes, assuming we must alternate vowel and consonant phonemes, 10^2000 combinations covers a maximum length of about 1500 phonemes.