What if, and hear me out, these huge companies just paid their taxes instead of directly bribing politicians? Stop using Panama and Ireland and shell corporations and TIF agreements with municipalities. Just pay your fucking taxes like the rest of us.

One of my all time favorite bumper stickers I’ve seen in the wild was on a minivan driven by a woman, and it read “If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair while you’re at it.”

My favorite vanity license plate I ever saw read “MLFCNT.” Which my brain interpreted as “MILF C*NT.” When I got home and told my wife about it, she responded “You idiot. It stands for Maleficent.” Which in retrospect makes total sense because the Disney movie of the same name had come out earlier that year. Go figure.

There are more than to 2 regions in NY. There are the finger lakes, the Catskills, the southern tier, Western NY and Niagara falls to name a few. When I moved to Western NY I quickly got sick of being asked if I lived in NYC and when I would say no, 99% of the time the person asking would follow up with “Oh, so upstate then?” It really started to get on my nerves after the first handful of times.

In his defense, they bonded over their shared love of algebra.

It’s funny that this has become the new “kill Hitler” move.

Marty McFly has entered the chat.

Exactly. Except the bees ruined an entire generation.

Reminder to drivers to not mow down pedestrians that have the right of way with your giant truckasaurus.

Fixed it for you.

Reminder to drivers to not mow down pedestrians that have the right of way with your giant truckasaurus.

Fixed it for you.

ACAB.

So he’s full mask off at this point. I mean we all knew this, but now he’s saying the quiet part out loud.

She has unleashed untold evils on society. From “doctor” Phil, to John of God, she sells evil wrapped up in a package that housewives just can’t resist.

It just had a bunch of different “games” built in that you could play. Each of the 9 buttons could light up individually and it made beeping sounds, but calling them games involved you having to use a lot of imagination.

I love that people still find things to bitch about the most level headed progressive politician currently living. If there were more elected officials like Momdani, we might actually stand a chance at having a decent society.

These people’s energy would be better spent at yelling at the corporate elected officials that actually have control over what’s happening in Gaza. But yeah, continue to yell at the good ones. Bravo.

Morally wrong implies that Trump has morals.

Obama got a peace prize for indiscriminate bombing of foreign countries. Why shouldn’t Trump?

Whenever I hear one of these tech bro oligarchs say something like this, all I can think is “What did your parents do to you?” Like, what broke you? Why aren’t you in therapy? Straighten your shit out and become a decent human.

When we sold our house in the city 4 years ago, the realtor suggested we paint over our accent wall, and have all the walls in the house painted “reliable gray.” Apparently that’s the color that sells houses to white people.

How is this any different than the Christchurch shooting video? It’s just fucking gore porn, except sanctioned by the state. Disgusting.

Maybe they can put it on Trump TV.

A mortgage and a family.