Oh that’s even better. The mods here censored that?! I thought I had said much worse. Anyway, I didn’t say not to vote DNC…

Well duh. The fuck did you expect?

I didn’t say that. Some mod censored me so I can’t quote directly, but I’m pretty sure I basically just said the DNC sucks corporate dick too. The RNC is worse, so we have no choice BUT to vote DNC. But the DNC is horrible and we deserve better.

Yeah I work for a charity/“social enterprise”. We all get paid shit. But we get 40 PTO days each year, plus an additional day for each year worked, annual raises that track inflation, and my bosses are awesome at leat 3 levels up.

None of us are paid well, but we’re working for a charity. So…

So…there are no trains involved here, and I feel I deserve a refund.

Racist.

7? My penis has been confused lately.

Hate to tell you, but that’s closer to 20 years than it is 10.

Don’t femsplain away my super awesome masulinipower. I am penis, holder of dick. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

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This all just made me sad.

I didn’t understand the instructions and think I robbed an Uber driver.

No one cares.

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I’m 41 and still don’t understand why people like feces. I…ehhh…wish the best for you all.

It’s fine. They’re just subtly reminding the elderly to commit suicide.

It’s okay, you can cry now.

Why? Spiders are awesome. They take care of any other bugs, and generally mind their own business.

Where I work, we have 5 “Johns” and they have built some crazy shit to run our org, including things we could have just bought SAAS. They just got bored and made things. We love you, IT department!