customers asking for the fitting room is a clue

looong neck

human bean for perspective

so, it wasn’t the midnight bacon then

if it is a long canine, wonder about the transition period, for a while they had a useless tiny teeth coming out of the front of their face

idk Swedish, but if you asked me to guess…

who’re

how you called me?

also, the joke didn’t imply it was a choking hazard to one’s self, but may be interpreted for their children

“nobody care” was a miscalculation

is penis enlargement a thing? i assume it’s just a lipo around the base, so more sticks out. asking for a friend

i don’t see the problem - banks

not even your AI girlfriend

hope she has a thick layer of sunblock, that looks like danger otherwise

i keep a new capacitor stored in my garage so i don’t have to go 2 days without AC each time it goes out (I’m on hot and humid climate) , which is every 24 months on average

doing my part

I would say 100% expected, but more like 200%

“I think highly of myself and I like maps, but fuck this shit” - Americo Vespucci

still can kill you if you roll down

if the topologist works as a dishwasher…

trump doing more to lower the production of fossil fuels than all pro renewable activist combined