Imagine a … A bully…

My first reaction was “an army of middle school boys?”

You can tell it’s a good faith argument because of the way that it is.

As per the 4th amendment, paperwork is not important.

If you don’t like it, leave.

Genuinely hope these gravy seals get their Nuremberg

Doomer bullshit.

I genuinely hope we put on the most humiliatingly pathetic display at the Olympics.

Like J know they train their whole lives for a shot but god damn.

Can you imagine the US throwing everything possible to Canada, Greenland, Ukraine, Palestine (assuming they even get representation in the 2026 games), and even further China and Russia…

My God Id be proud to be an American for a moment again.

Damn. The Italians (and Americans) need to take protesting pointers from the French.

Remember when Parisians shit in the seine river en masse to protest holding water events in it?

This was… Checks watch… Less than a year ago.

The real comedy is the deadpan delivery I feel through a total lack of punctuation.

Its like Ben Stein read the whole thing.

Better than dick cheese. Ewww.

The perfect fake death.

Take out huge loan. Take out massive life insurance policy. Flip Tesla. Ignite.

Idk, head to somewhere with no extradition by cargo boat or some shit.

Edit: okay there’s a flaw. You gotta drive a cyber truck.

Aww I thought red states weren’t gonna get hurted? ☹️

Hire Tulsi, see she’s a moron, eliminate National intelligence??

Great.

I hope it’s gravely serious.

Let’s call it $100 per head.

Hey Elon, you wanna leave behind a legacy that doesn’t suck?

Here’s your last chance, asshole.

Why is this even a question?

Why is this not the immediate swift response?

You should not be under any obligation to assume or respect any proposed authority by a person unwilling to show you their face.

This sentence should not need to be spoken.

ICE first.

Grounds for?

Fucking spineless. Don’t fucking tolerate that shit. Ever. What the fuck.

Great answer.

This is otherwise kinda tough.

Like, it’s okay to be afraid of things, even really important things. But you need to be aware the degree to which your life is limited by not learning these things.

You don’t need to learn to swim. You don’t need to learn to drive. You don’t have to fly in a plane. Its all your perogitive.

That said, if they were already afraid, co quered that fear, met their fear, now we gotta talk PTSD. As someone mentioned, driving PTSD can be very sneaky and very real. Not addressing this could literally lead to a lifetime of carsickness as a passenger.

So yeah. I say saddle back up. It is scary and it can feel like you don’t have control, but that’s life. Rural roads minimize the negatives.