Easy. My spouse is 5 years older than me. Go back 10 years to 2016. Make tons of bets and buy lots of crypto under my own name. Pull a Steve Rogers and show up older right after now me jumps in. Happily retire.

Drunk people would walk in and get all the way to the toilet before they noticed the floor.

No, I have legs.

My Dad thinks he invented that joke.

#goals

Good point! 8 oz of snake ribs? Like 800 ribs!

Guys, we’re all in this together, OK?

Eggs taste better when they do, but it depends on local predators, too.

Well, I’m sort of splitting the large-scale industrial method and homestead method. It depends by breed also, but I’ve raised ducks in the past, and while the schedule was different, the results of who ended up dinner were about the same. Males got 90 days to live their best lives, girls 50/50 depending on how many layers we had.

Ah, je pense parlez Francais como puedo! Lo siento que oublie les correctement las/les.

It depends on the place. In many large industrial egg-laying facilities, yes. They’re only focused on eggs to sell and to make more chicken to lay eggs. So the males don’t fit the equation. It’s easier to turn them into dog food then search for anywhere to put them.

A half pound of coked ribs? That’s like 2 ribs.

I was about to grumble, but then I saw $3.49 for Cole slaw and can only believe this is a joke.

Broilers (chickens for meat) are usually males that just hit maturity. Before they go insane on hormones and fight other males, they become food. That takes around 6-8 weeks. So, at scale like supermarkets, not a ton of food goes into them. Likely more money goes into dressing (slaughter), packaging, and shipping.

Layers (les femmes chickitas) turn out eggs until they don’t anymore, and then get turned into dog food or nuggets, or soup. They’re turning corn into eggs. My parents have layers and get a 20lb bag of food once a month and get 2-4 eggs a day, depending on the weather.

Also, very heavily influenced by corporate interests, money, and disco towards the end.

That’s it

Ooh! Fancy

Gotta, at this point

Hell no. I don’t install any extensions for any reason other than uBlock and a pw manager. Just because you say “trust me, bro” doesn’t make your extension secure or privacy - focused.

I was!

Also popular in West Africa. Add a little ginger and freeze it, SO good.