the rule was three to a urinal.

How long does it take to piss? 60 seconds? Couldn’t they just wait and go one after another?

“Oh hi Mark” just makes me think of Severance and there’s no way Patricia Arquette looks like this!

I thought speed cameras were originally only in school zones.

It’s good “fuck off” pricing.

I already have a lifetime Plex pass so this isn’t an issue for me. 6 months from now when Plex decides my lifetime pass has a new expiry, then I’ll be motivated.

This unsourced infographic seems to assume I use Gmail for video conferencing and not, you know, e-“mail”

Metrolinx’s reply to someone’s play store comment about this restriction:

Thank you for taking the time to write in, and we apologize for any inconvenience. This restriction was introduced to help protect customer accounts and personal data, as certain device settings can increase security risks. We are revisiting this based on feedback and appreciate you sharing your experience.

Hopefully they backtrack on this decision as fast as Ford and the gravy plane.

Robot Dreams

Oh I get it now.

Avoid taking your phones in the bathroom, as it can expose you to radiation and increase your chances of haemorrhoids.

Radiation exposure only happens on the toilet?!

Thanks for the instructions. Giving it a try.

Excuse me, I just need to take a pic of my watch real quick.

That sounds like a fun game, I’m in!

Typical Canadian goose altitude

The acclaimed hit comedy will return for season nine on Sunday, May 24.

This is what I pay living in an apartment.

Before Teams when Evilcorp was using Skype for business the app would update our location within the building.

Hey me too!

Microsoft was the only launcher I found that has the feature to swipe up on an app icon to launch a shortcut. Nova had swipe up or down that I used to launch different apps.

You’re welcome