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Cake day: January 28th, 2026

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  • Are we talking form, coz a pizza in the form of a tokamak would be sick.

    Or are we talking ingredients, coz 30 years ago I used to order

    Pizza, thin tomato base. Cheese, tandoori chicken, corn, potato slices with avocado slices. It might have more stuff but the place closed down and no one else will make it for me.

    I would then layer salt and vinegar chips on that motherfucker.

    It was amazing.






  • Once my father was preparing a 15kg salmon for a big dinner party. The phone rang and he turned away for just a moment.

    Our three cats who had been strategically located around him used this moment to pounce. Working together they had leapt onto the bench and pulled it off.

    With a loud splat he came rushing back to find them merciless attacking the fish.

    (the meat with bite marks was strategically removed, and the cats rejoiced).

    The dog into trouble for not stopping the cats.


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    Well no other animal has mastered Extreme ultraviolet (EUV) lithography either.

    Also this one time I shot up heroin whilst peaking on acid and MDMA whilst sucking a bulb of nitrous whilst having sex (fine it was a blow job)

    Even some of the more intelligent apes haven’t mastered that either




  • Sales down 1.2%? Still profitable on the order of billions? Better cut 7% of the workforce.

    My companies on paper “profit” (EBITDA) is 8% but I know for a fact that a lot of the billions of “cost” funnelled into capex is being embezzled.

    Because I work in a technical industry servicing secret squirrel stuff it’s basically auditors can’t audit and the government is very hands off (even if they could understand what we sell, which for the most part they don’t. Shit most of us don’t understand it either).

    Basically licence to do whatever you want.

    But because we didn’t hit the declared 11% target they cut the workforce by 10%. They’d didn’t even do an analysis. Basically the CTO just cut people based on their title.

    Fuckers








  • So disappointing and depressing

    It reminds me of a story, forget who told it. During a celebratory and private dinner with Obama during his presidency, table had all the true believers, socialist, leftists when one of attendees ask Obama why despite promising to shut down gitmo he hadn’t done it.

    Obama had looked at him and said something along the lines that basically the life of his daughters had been threatened and that even he wasn’t going to risk the lives of his family to change this stuff.

    Considering we are seeing one of the most vilest, most evilist conspiracy of child raping torturing murdering psychopaths play out in front of our very eyes this story, of incredibly powerful oligarchs, working with some of the worst regimes on earth, using violence, extortion, blackmail and coercion to further their malfeasance, this story about Obama doesn’t seem that far fetched.

    It wouldn’t be surprising if Mamdani has been warned that he can push things only so far.

    That said excluding the conspiracy take, the other explanation for his actions is that the city of New York is broke (considering the crapulance of Adams that wouldn’t be much of a surprise) and Mamdani is super dependent on the State providing or at least underwriting, loans for Mamdani to meet his initial promises ie universal daycare and subway/bus travel. In return for their support he has to endorse what’s her face’s run for governor.

    Still really fucking depressing.


  • When the rule of law has failed in Israel to stop the fascists from engaging in wars of aggression and genocide its kinda laughable to even imagine much less believe that Israel would respond much less admit guilt for the murder of aid workers.

    I get this stuff needs to be published and broadcasted but the context should be for the citizens of countries around the world to stop buying Israeli made stuff whilst conversely pushing this matter into the political agenda.

    It still does my head in that in Australia, NSW the premier (head of our centre “left” political party, Labor) can hand the conservatives an easy win by pushing the cops to brutally beat up protesters who are protesting against Herzog visit and Israel’s genocide.