Every daily issue of the Intergalactic Daily Times weighs 47 tons

I do this with my coffee or plate food while walking into the living room every time

Most short trips are uneventful forgettable flights

But every once in a while, there is a spacial disturbance that affects the flight trajectory, or some kind of unexpected anomaly, or obstacles that have been unexpectedly moved into the flight path unbeknownst to the pilot or even large sentient creatures suddenly appearing in the flight path resulting in tragic consequences and loss of cargo :( … it is a sad day when I lose a fresh hot cup of coffee. One of my most tragic events a few years involved a shipment of homemade chicken soup.

Step one: … is this human?

Imagine having your dead corpse brought into the morgue with ten gunshot wounds and wearing a blood stained lobster bib with a little cartoon robber on it.

Also … this made me laugh more than it should have … thanks.

We are here to remember the person we never thought of until now

This has been around for years and the best comment I can remember from it was one along the lines of …

It doesn’t matter where your genetics come from … your father is the man who raised you to become who you are.

I’m sure there are crates full of documents in other parts of the world full of Nazi content … some are lost, some are forgotten, some are hidden

… and some are used as reference material

I think these are all just templates that have been handed down for thousands of years

Now I gotta rearrange my Google Calendar … again!

“Weyoun 7 was an excellent leader, exemplary!” - Weyoun 8

You should take that show on the road … people would pay to see that

Shows you how cowardly this system is … they need 30 armed well trained men in tactical gear to arrest two women.

All those character names they use … Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, Tank, Switch … they’re just Porn names for the ‘Matrix’

The hookup to the Matrix in this reality is located a lot lower in the body than at the base of the neck

It also acts as a filter in life … whenever you meet unkind people, you stay away from them

Whenever you meet people who would take advantage of your kindness … you kindly stay away from them

When you meet other kind people, you do your best to stay with them, live with them, work with them or encourage them

Everyone always remember a few key things in life … people remember others who were unkind to them … people also remember people who were kind to them.

Life is short and it gets shorter every moment … whatever you do in life … just be kind … because most of the people you will ever meet you will only ever know for that one moment or just for a very short time.

So does mine … even now

But way back when I was built strong and 16, full of life, sugar, hormones, and caffeine (mom used to keep a pot of strong tea on the stove all the time) … I felt like I could have moved a mountain … and if someone had challenged me to move a mountain, I would have definitely tried.

It sucks to grow old and weak

From an old Irish friend I’ve known for many years

Whatever you do in life, no matter the situation or circumstances … always be kind

When going out into the cold during the winter, especially if you are going on a bit of multi hour journey … poop first, even if you don’t feel like it.