Give it time.

Aroooooo

That little sibling’s teacher?

Howard Lutnick.

He’d love roasting hot dogs. First you get to impale them and sometimes they squeal a little as they heat up.

Exploding head syndrome sufferers REPRESEEEENT!!!

I CAN’T HEEEAR YOOOOU!

Thankfully it doesn’t happen to me very often.

Nice.

What have you done.

Do you just pee straight into the sink? Cuz that’s a little odd tbh.

Some say pee is sterile, so it might sterilize them for you.

That’s how you keep her from getting pregante.

Admittedly, I’m a little skeptical of their ownership stake in that new casino/resort in Gaza, but nobody is perfect.

Probably the ex who drew my penis as art. Pretty tough to top that level of flattery. She said I was “like a sex god” and “should do porn,” among other borderline worshipful things.

It really put the self-doubt to rest. I’m good now!

Problem is there’s no topping being fucking worshipped by a proper crazy girl.

Yeah, this guy just guaranteed many full meetings instead of just the one.

Make autism mandatory to hold public office.

I worry they’re looking at all of this space data in a vacuum.

That otter looks like a Democrat I’d happily vote for in the next election. It’s like the experts always recommend, “vote blue, no matter who, even if it’s an otter.”

Live a little!

Daaaamn, is that a Grosfillex Miami monobloc resin outdoor patio chair in white!?

I mean…the inventor of Q-Tips also says not to stick them in your ears, which is just objectively, morally wrong.