One of my coworkers said she was trying to catch some ants to try to nurse a spider in her house back to good health. Absolutely insane behavior.
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jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•‘She’s seen Legally Blond AND Erin Brockovic’ – White House defends new press secretary’s legal credentials – NewsThumpEnglish
3·6 hours agoit would almost certainly come out a week later that she hadn’t seen these movies either.
Uh… everything that guy just said is bullshit… Thank you.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Electric Vehicles@slrpnk.net•Company that put gas engines in Teslas goes bankrupt owing $37 million - elektrek.coEnglish
1·7 hours agoAccording the their original article apparently the plan wasn’t to pay for a full price car then donan expensive modification - but was supposed to be cheaper to manufacturer them that way in the first place.
Not sure wtf they were thinking, since that’s now how the real world works. Like Tesla would ever be like “Oh here you go, here’s a partially finished car from our assembly line. Go ahead and do what you want with it and resell it.”
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politics @lemmy.world•GOP rep warns that Trump’s agenda is ‘dead’ unless he reverses course on UkraineEnglish
3·1 day agoBacon is retiring at the end of this term.
No need, he only had the spine to say that because he’s on his way out the door.
Damn, I didn’t even know Ed Sheeran was Dutch…
/s
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@quokk.au•Zelenskyy Says Ukraine Is Done Holding Back on Russian Oil Refineries
57·1 day agoAccording to the Ukrainian President, Kyiv refrained from attacking Russian energy facilities for three days in an effort to comply with Washington’s request.
Russia, however, continued striking Ukrainian energy infrastructure during that period and killed more than 100 civilians over the past week, Zelenskyy said.
Apparently they held back in good faith, which obviously was a mistake.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Other AI Companies Should Be Very Afraid of What Just Happened to Character.AI, According to Its Own Bankruptcy Documents: Be afraid.English
29·1 day agoI can’t imagine how much money Google is losing right now. They do 8.5 to 13.7 billion searches a day (+1 because I just googled that). By forcing LLM first, they’ve got to be burning cash.
Damn that was super satisfying when it finally made it. Worth the wait.
Some of those wrestling outfits are highly questionable.
Ah fuck I forgot about that movie. That opening scene was sooo good! At least when I was a kid. Might not have aged well.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Nice workEnglish
7·2 days agoOP forgot to add “make no mistakes” to their prompt. Rookie move.
/s
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Ken Paxton Caught Partying With U.S. Fugitives in DubaiEnglish
6·3 days agoTexas sure knows how to pick 'em
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Memes@sopuli.xyz•"How long is this supposed to TAKE!" ~King JulianEnglish
4·3 days agoGlad to be of service.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•A tiger kills a man who entered the big cat enclosure at an English wildlife parkEnglish
2·4 days agoI’ve seen Internet comments mention that the guy had a disability - but haven’t seen any news sources reporting that, even when I searched for that specifically.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Memes@sopuli.xyz•"How long is this supposed to TAKE!" ~King JulianEnglish
12·4 days agoI’ll give you either the first 90% or the last 10%. You gotta figure the rest out on your own.
Should be “commies” since this is Lemmy, after all.
Holy crap I haven’t thought about the MRGLL sound in like 15 years!
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Memes@sopuli.xyz•"How long is this supposed to TAKE!" ~King JulianEnglish
63·5 days agoIf you bring a 5090, it can be whatever Wendy’s you want.





















They demoed a car that was loaded with a shit load of compressed gas, then they had it do a kick flip over a line of cars and a semi truck. They also drove it up a massive inverted ramp and then had it flip over and land smoothly.
Looked cool as hell, but has absolutely no practical purpose other than allowing Nazi Musk to get headlines saying they have a flying car.