Chuck Norris doesn’t lift weights. They rise out of respect.

Light doesn’t travel faster than Chuck Norris - he gives light a head start.

Chuck Norris made his cowboy boots himself from real cowboys.

Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

The sign even turns on and off at different times of day. I assume it’s on a timer that is set to the store’s old operating hours.

When Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bar says “Ouch.”

This is how it starts. Denny’s is slowly dying. Its revenue in 2025 is half what it was 20 years ago. Denny’s is trying to stop the bleeding by scaling back, but it’s too little too late. Private equity smells blood in the water. This will end just like Toys R Us, Sears, and so many others.

So long, Denny’s. Soon you will be gutted and sold for scrap, and your name will be added to the list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_private_equity_owned_companies_that_have_filed_for_bankruptcy

The European mind can scarcely comprehend the soul-crushing sadness of suburban America.

It’s 100% done, but I need you to keep waiting…

Still 100% done. Keep waiting…

Okay, actually done now.

I used to hate Illinois Nazis. I still do, but I used to, too.

Chill until we cannot chill any further.

I don’t know. Maybe? The picture is from here:

Absolute legends.

Congratulations on the new job, too! I hope it’s a good change.

That’s a rad-ish horse.

Short Eared has striking eye makeup! She’s the envy of every Maybelline model.

Go, Burrowing! Boreal is going to be a tough opening match, but I have a good feeling we’ll start strong and go deep in the bracket. Look out; we’re coming in hot!

This is the way. The light meat and dark meat need to cook for different amounts of time. If you cook the bird whole then one of them will always be overdone or underdone.