Frog Love 🐸

No kidding right?! I’d love to see a video clip of one of these frogs catching a fly. Fastest tongue in the world I’d imagine…

It was all Florida all along…

This really is a rare genetic defect that can happen with frogs. Emphasis on rare, very rare…

The amazing part is that they even make it past the tadpole stage, they seem to survive just fine, despite their eyes being inside their mouth. Hell, they don’t know any different than what they experience in life.

Live, adapt, overcome…

Amateur, we use vaporized asbestos aerosol around here, usually orange scented…

Funny yet not funny, they wanted to put a 5th face on there…

https://www.fifthface.com/

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

That’s almost funny, my glasses already scratch the fuck out of my face when I take a nap, no impact necessary.

Try watching the airbag recalls, it’s one of the largest recalls in history. Once I researched and realized my old 91 Chevy Corsica had 6 deaths (documented anyways), due to the airbag, I fucking disconnected that shit.

Glasses or not, there’s shrapnel that comes out when that supposed safety device explodes.

I will do with my own vehicle how I please.

I do not need to look it up for myself. I’ve experienced it. Just slightly different context.

Almost lost an eye at age 12, almost lost my mom at age 2…

Sounds like a 12 year old can easily break polycarbonate lenses, thank you very much.

Dude was expelled from school actually.

Source? Me mofo, I’m telling you a real life story of my own, age 12, grade 7. I got punched in the face by a goddamn [redacted word], and nearly lost my right eye.

He was suspended from school, and his parents had to buy me new glasses.

You’ve never worn glasses have you?

Them bitches will definitely etch a hole in your face or take out an eyeball…

Been there, done that. I’d rather my face smack the steering wheel, without glasses, and without a Takata airbag…

Seriously, been there, done that.

I don’t trust airbags at all, I’ll just as soon disconnect all of them.

I still have both my eyeballs, thank you very much.

Glasses aren’t made of glass these days, they’re made of plastic (polycarbonate), and they just slung off my face for a moment…

My ‘glasses’ (what the fuck is that term?) are and have always been plastic.

The airbag never even worked, but I almost lost my right eye due to a fight in school, while wearing plastic lenses.

Are you a chucklefuck, or do you not realize broken glasses will totally explode your eyeballs?

Umm… umm…

I just realized something weird cool about that ‘2D Phillips Head’ thing…

Apparently it works for star bits too…

Currently shitting 💩

Thank you for your concern regarding this matter.

Now we just gotta catch a break in the rain for the dog to go shit…

There exists a rare condition where a woman can have two vaginas.

Don’t ask how I know this, I’m not about to try to look it up again, not trying to end up on the carrot list…