You can buy disposable dust cloths which are good at picking up and holding onto dust.

Just google azed_ai and look at her accounts for yourself. 100% not satire.

Here’s the Scottish version

Is it ironic that while reading this post I noticed that rule 5 spells “incite” wrong?

And freeway lanes necessary to solve traffic

Yeah, I was sad when I learned about this, he’s a funny guy.

FYI if you format the community links like !politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world it will link people to the community on their own instance.

Reminds me of Soup is for Women which I think was basically prompted in the same way, asking her to go off on a weird rant about something being not “manly”.

Check out !lemmy411@lemmy.ca - you can make a post asking about what kind of content or discussions you’re looking for and people may be able to point you in the right direction.

Some discussion communities I follow that aren’t about a specific topic:

!nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

!asklemmy@lemmy.world

!showerthoughts@lemmy.world

edit: I also know of !casualconversation@piefed.social although I don’t follow it.

Pro tip - if you need to make up a fake SSN for whatever reason, make one of the digit groups all zeroes and it will be invalid. E.g 123-00-4567

Hic sunt porcos

Knowing very little about champagne, I would assume Dom Perignon

Try not to drive this weekend!

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Seems like they messed up the third law a little.

Yeah! With lots of puns and silly jokes.

I used to play Kingdom of Loathing a lot - I think it fits into this category.

“traffic accident”

This was me with Balatro last year. One time I stayed up till 3 AM, then counted to check when I’d need to get up for 8 hours of sleep: “4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Jack”.

I know a couple whose birthdays reduce to the same fraction. They were not as excited by this realization as I was.