Assuming he’s out and replaced tomorrow (makes the conversion easier), he’d be in position for 88 days.

That’s 8 mooches (or 2 Trusses for our friends using the metric system).

• 1 Mooch = 11 Days
• 1 Truss = 44 days (or 4 Mooches)
• 1 Hesgeth = 2 Trusses = 8 Mooches

But the envelope it was in clearly had “NOT a bribe” written on the outside, so no smoking gun, I’m afraid.

Jesus Loves You!*

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How could we forget about the makeup bag?

Joke aside, the access badge can be revoked immediately (unless Elon somehow fucked that up too). Locks can be changed (and she can probably have that done quickly by a security detail as well as a sweep of the apartment). Blank checks can be canceled at the bank (basically a bulk stop payment on the range of check numbers).

Passport may be a bigger concern, but for someone in a cabinet-level position, anyone attempting to use it would probably be questioned pretty thoroughly.

Don’t gain faith. (Is that correct when I’d typically say “don’t lose faith”? lol)

It’s just a cult, albeit a big, loud, obnoxious one. Nothing supernatural / biblical about it other than a coincidental resemblance.

Do normal people routinely carry around $3,000 in cash? (Granted, that could just be the original Picasso that I swear was in the trunk of my Geo Metro when it was stolen).

That’s an awful lot of cash to have. What do you need that for? Better “arrest” that money and take it down to the station.

(Not condoning civil asset forfeiture but def making fun of it).

c/InsanePeopleOfLemmy ?

Is the original post satire or serious? It seems like that’s seriously their position. lol.

The cringe was just too much for them to handle.

Yep. Last summer was super dry (my poor lawn lol), and had way more yellow yackets than I can ever recall. If this summer is dry, too, hoping my preventative actions will help.

What??? Got a link? I must share this on Lemmy. The people must know about this, and I’m the only one who can tell them.

I wanted to make another pane where she calls it the “Bev hole” or the “Bev cave” but thought better of that idea lol.

Another fun crossover: Her bubble universe exists in the dot over the “i” in Jeremy Bearimy.

When did Bev get the power of Riker?

(Q razzle dazzle)

I never could get into The Sopranos, and I don’t think I’ll ever get around to scratching it off my watchlist.

King Size Homer. I can practically quote this entire episode.

Smithers: That one!

(Goons kick on the door)

Homer: (Standing on the toilet) Someones’s in here! (gets dragged out screaming). Noooooooo! Noooo!

Smithers: Boy, I’ve never seen anyone so desperate to get out of 5 minutes of calisthenics.

(Bonus) Mr. Burns: Push out the jive, bring in the love. I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts.

it seems like we’ve got a lot of royalty on lemmy

To them I say:

Her greatest (only?) failure as Kai.

Champagne bottle on the table.

The must be The Convergence the fortune teller warned me about all those years ago.