I once smoked a joint THIS BIG

It is a little bit, we have soft water and I used too much soap. It’s hard to rinse off.

Heh. Get it?

It’s not even soapy, why would ahe want to?

If anyone doesn’t want they titties imma take em off yo hands.

I wondered that too. But it’s SUCH a piss poor blending job.

Why does that look like the fakest bald head ever? Is that makeup, or a photoshop? The dude clearly has two very different skin tones.

You could have stopped at “ads”.

Not saying the US military would follow such an order, but I know 100% that the stupid shit currently squatting in the Oval Office would GIVE that order.

I guess if you wanna see a bunch of European military in Canada, that’s how you’d do it.

Yeah, I wanna hear the whole thing, honestly.

I’M APPLYIN’ I’M QUALIFYIN’ FOR FBI DESPITE HORSE DEFILIN’

My smocks.

Send money, you get stocks.

If it were only three fingers, sure.

Admittedly, it got me to that headspace way too quickly, but it’s a couple fingers too many. (TWSS)

Do you have ANY idea how many microplastics and silicone the rich are made of?? Terrible idea to compost them!!

Now, plasma arc gasification, on the other hand…

GOOD LORD.

I’d be throwing that sponge out, especially with teeth that unnaturally white.

That’s the only way to harvest the dishwasher juice.

Ok. Dented dishwasher liner coming up.

Can I turn the handles in so they fit properly?

We’ve been plenty polite. We can still be polite, but still be elbows up, gloves off.

We are Canadian, we are NASTY: No American Shit, Thank You.