


Just a little nb shitposter (18+ tho). He/him if you please but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay, edit by me.) Banner: Promo art for the game Ikaruga.



The first one’s always kinda fucked up.
Prepare to be satisfied.


I love pleasant surprises!
9 out of 10 YouTubers recommend making a video essay about it.


Holy cow, this show was stacked as hell!


Who, me?



I just wanted a Pepsi!


Lemmy won’t stand for that!


Where’s the part where he gets stranded? Where’s the part where aides start blocking the cameras?
1st rule of comedy: a laugh is a laugh


I know, right?


Me too.


Life really is like a hurricane.


I feel like Sluggo would make an okay trip-sitter.


“Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my bride.”


But what sauce did he have?!!!


“You do not appear to be preparing food, and I do not sense any odor that would convince me otherwise.”