
Finally.
Just a little nb shitposter (18+ tho). He/him if you please but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 fromPixabay.)

Finally.


Me when I get around to getting my hair cut 🥰
“Yay! Yay! They’ve come to fix the landing pad!”
He hates this one weird trick!


The kiddos love Minecraft and they love the Switch 1/2. I reckon parents will want to know about this.


Bat Dog! 🥰
When I did phone support they really did emphasize the fact that end users needed to vent in order to feel satisfied with the solution. Techs who rushed to the solution got bad survey scores.


Imagine that instead of asking to do all the nasty-ass things you’ve been wanting, you’re partner knows about it already and, if they’re on board, they just do it.


🎵 Move, p’takh – get out the way! 🎵
Use it to see if his underwear is vibrating.


There’s a big problem of scalpers buying collectable cards and re-selling them for ridiculous prices. It’s especially a problem for Pokemon TCG since that has a massive kid audience who are being unfairly shut out.
How “My Struggle” becomes “His Struggle”.


That Gum-Gum tree is a menace!
2027: “Your wasteful token over-use is destroying the planet, smh”
If only we had a time machine, we could prevent this horrible tragedy.