It just comes naturally.

Mixing units of measurement here; corgis are metric dogs.

I suspect his odor precedes him.

They do mobile rim jobs now? What a time to be alive!

Granny is spry

I’m not one to judge, but there’s a decent chance that Granny is in her 40s.

“OH SNAP, you’ve captured me perfectly, you’re hired!”

Heh-heh-heh 😜

Wait, I’m blocked now aren’t I 😕?

And all the peanut butter and bacon are gone!

It looks good, but I’m afraid to spend $12.99 to find out.

I know it’s not Krita’s fault, but it annoys me it’s not available for iPad OS 😥

Vladimir Poopin’?

So they’re saying the cooter was vibrated.

Ritz

Thank you for trusting me with this sacred duty 😑.

I’m a pretty tough cookie myself, but yeah, this is one of my activation codes.

To reduce the number of non-working poor people. Or “useless eaters” as the psychotic, billionaire class calls them.

“You cover your mouth with the inner part of your elbow—it’s called the vampire cough!”

“Oh-no!”

“No, it’s all right—there’s no real vampires!”

(From The Office, I forget which episode.)

Would Chewbacca be Fezzik in this scenario? “Ggrrahhaa.” [“Anybody want a peanut?”]

The only person smiling in there is going to be Art the Clown.