• cynthorpe
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    4 months ago

    He She better be careful or he might hang himself.

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      “Whoops, I seem to have fallen from my 50 story apartment balcony.”

      “Does this tea taste funny to you? Seems a little zingy”

      “I wonder if one is enough… nah better make it two to the back of my own head”

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        Don’t forget the sudden drowning of a strong swimmer, or someone who never ever gets in a pool.