My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

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    2 months ago

    Counterpoint: He can, but He just won’t.:-P

    Side note: I bet if they really wanted your car fixed quickly, they could… ahem… manage to make it happen. 💵💰💸

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