10 years ago, I graduated Uni with no debt and about $1,000 net worth.

My first job (engineer) paid $100k/yr. After taxes & expenses, I saved $70k per year for 3 years.

With $200k net worth, I lived on $5k per year and for the past 7 years, I worked only 30% of the time – just enough to cover my expenses without dipping into my savings.

This year I sold bitcoin (bought for $7,000. sold for $1,000,000). My target to retire-retire was $800,000, so I’ve finally reached my goal.

The sell orders executed so fast that I don’t know where to put it. I already stuffed every US bank that I have to the $250k FDIC max, but my last sell order exceeds that. I’ve applied to open bank accounts with maybe 100 banks in the US, and I’ve only succeeded in opening 1. My requirements:

[1] No monthly fees
[2] No inactivity fees
[3] No phone or phone number required
[4] Online Banking with 2FA support (TOTP, Webauthn, or email)

99% of the banks that I’ve tried to open with auto-deny me. My credit is great. When I call and ask why, they say something about the information I gave them not matching their records. The ones that have an appeal process told me “the system” denied me, and there’s nothing they can do – even supervisors.

My long-term plan is to buy a small condo in a city and a lot of land in the country. But it’ll probably take me 6-24 months to find and finish those deals, and in the meantime I want to keep my money somewhere safe.

I’m also a bit worried about the USD tanking. I’ve looked into banks in Europe and Canada, but Canada requires a tax ID and I only speak English. Can anyone recommend a very stable bank abroad (with English language support) that a US American can open remotely that meets the above requirements?

Where would you put your money if you were in my situation?

  • throwaway92937OPEnglish
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    15 hours ago

    Expenses are kept low by living in a low-cost-of-living country and volunteering several months per year at intentional communities with work-trade programs. Usually you do 20 hours of volunteering (per week) in exchange for free food and accommodation. Great way to travel, meet cool people, and lower your annual expenses.

    My plan is to rent out the condo half the year, which should cover condo and tax expenses. I’m still looking, but I think the combined taxes & fees would be <$4,000 per year, and I can charge $1,000 per month if I get a condo in a good location (in South America, taxes are very low). I don’t expect passive income, but I do think it’ll pay for itself and give me (and my friends) a place to sleep for free whenever I visit the city.

    Also you probably don’t want most of the money in the condo, so you may have a mortgage as well.

    I don’t like debt. I’m currently thinking of putting $500k into the land and $300k into the condo. What would be the benefit to getting a mortgage?