I’m 5’7" and briefly dated a woman who was 6’2". She liked that I was confident and funny despite my shortcomings. We ended things amicably as she requested a tall order from me and I didn’t want to budge from my personal beliefs to accommodate (religion). Yes, multiple deaths by Snoo Snoo was amazing and even though it’s been more than 10 years, I still think about her legs and ass.

I’m happily married, but damn do I miss an Amazonian.