I’m getting tired of the classics: Pepperoni, bell pepper, mushroom, onion, pineapple, etc. Everybody knows them, have them all the time, yawn.

I want to buy something original and unique to put on my pizza for dinner. Make me an offer!

      • badlotus
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        12 days ago

        I can’t legally sell pizza since I don’t have a food handler’s card since I’m the GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER.

        • pieguy@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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          12 days ago

          Well shucks, I’m not local to Scotland and I don’t want to violate rule 3. :(