• @Astroturfed@lemmy.world
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      171 year ago

      I don’t know why they don’t just put the coke back. It’d definitely sell better than any of their recent attempts.

      • @Edgelord_Of_Tomorrow@lemmy.world
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        101 year ago

        Step 1. Use Coca Cola tier money and influence to end the stupid drug war, changing the trajectory of millions of lives and breaking the cycle of incarceration.

        Step 2. Receive praise for the immense social good you’ve done and bask in the once in a century marketing opportunity.

        Step 3. Put the cocaine back in Coke bitch fuck yeahhhhh