Careful how you speak to Spez, my friend. He plans on being a slave leader in the aftertimes when society collapses, and you will NOT be invited to live on his very fine plantation.
Being around other people is a good thing. I also have this somewhat egotistical view that I’m a pretty good leader. I will probably be in charge, or at least not a slave, when push comes to shove.
Well, at least he’s right about the ego thing. He’s going to get traded for a handful of batteries within the first week lol.
It was all training for the water wars. No one can fill a jug with water as fast as Spez. He uses ballet techniques and shit. Then he jumps on his trusty motorcycle and outruns the tsunami while mentally planning how to subjugate the slaves.
Careful how you speak to Spez, my friend. He plans on being a slave leader in the aftertimes when society collapses, and you will NOT be invited to live on his very fine plantation.
(Yes, he really did say this.)
Wow, it’s like a glimpse inside the mind of a junior highschool edge lord.
Well, at least he’s right about the ego thing. He’s going to get traded for a handful of batteries within the first week lol.
No one is going to give up an entire handful of batteries for that doofus.
I would. He can pedal the stationary bike that recharges my other batteries.
Cannibals might. If they’re not rechargeable.
Spez might be worthless in a Mad Max style apocalypse but he’s several few good meals kept in a basement in a The Road style apocalypse.
When i read this in 2017 i got really mad, had this in my head for weeks. What a piece of shit spez is.
That’s a new one.
It was all training for the water wars. No one can fill a jug with water as fast as Spez. He uses ballet techniques and shit. Then he jumps on his trusty motorcycle and outruns the tsunami while mentally planning how to subjugate the slaves.
It will be highly amusing watching him being dragged out of his New Zealand bunker and eaten alive.
And yes, Spez, we CAN touch you.
Ew just make sure you wash your hands
Hail all mighty master spezy wezy uwu 👉👈