• @jezebelley3d@lemmy.zip
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    366 months ago

    Dating in your 40s is like routinely checking the fridge for food but finding nothing. You know nothing is in there, but you keep looking for some reason.

    • @chakan2@lemmy.world
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      146 months ago

      …and eventually you get desperate enough to drink that milk that expired 30 days ago.

    • @Stupidmanager@lemmy.world
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      136 months ago

      I’m not too sure you’re right on that. I’m just recently separated (divorced soon), and my uh, “fridge“ is full of many good things and I wasn’t even stocking it.

      Look, I’m no Brad Pitt, more like a tall, chubby Jason Stantham. So when I tell you I’ve got a few offers from my self defense class girl partners for coffee or a movie, I suspect the dating life is going to be fine.

      • @jezebelley3d@lemmy.zip
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        6 months ago

        As a woman I have plenty of choices they just all kinda suck. My fridge is full of purple stuff and no Sunny D.

        • @Stupidmanager@lemmy.world
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          56 months ago

          I mean, i’m free now, you’re a linux lover, I’m a professional Linux-man. what say you Internet stranger? if you live in CO, come hang out. I have zero party plans tonight, but I am wearing my snazzy New Years Shirt!

          Seriously, lame humor aside, I wish you the best.

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          46 months ago

          I mean, i’m free now, you’re a linux lover, I’m a professional Linux-man. what say you Internet stranger? if you live in CO, come hang out. I have zero party plans tonight, but I am wearing my snazzy New Years Shirt!

          Seriously, lame humor aside, I wish you the best.