I would really rather that these were actual examples, and not conspiracy theories. We all have our own unsubstantiated ideas about what shadowy no-gooders are doing, but I’d rather hear about things that are actually happening.

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    I got the vaccine and currently have autism, microchips and an actual disease! Checkmate!

    Though I’m pretty sure they’re all not connected to each other.

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      16 months ago

      You have a microchip in you? Curious about how/why, tell me more.

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        “vaccines will give you microchips” - nowhere does it say that the microchips will be given to me in a way that they end up in me. Maybe they’re just a nice side present that comes in the same box as the vaccine.

        “I […] currently have […] microchips” - nowhere does it say I have them in me, just that I have them. I have them in my desktop computer, phone, and other electronical devices, and I’ve currently not shoved my smart dildo up my ass, so all outside me.

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          16 months ago

          I thought you had one of the heartbeat aiding implements or such.