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minus-squareHegarlinkfedilink32•6 months agoI for one fully support teaching hippos to eat humans from a young age. Hippos are the best killer of humans among all large land animals. I support excellence, and so should you.
minus-square@Scubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish4•6 months agoAren’t they third for all animals total? First being humans, then mosquitos, then hippos?
minus-square@jak@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoDo car accidents and house fires count as humans killing humans? Like, it obviously wouldn’t normally, but mosquitoes have zero conception of harming us, nor do they kill us directly, and they count, so intent and directness aren’t necessary.
I for one fully support teaching hippos to eat humans from a young age.
Hippos are the best killer of humans among all large land animals. I support excellence, and so should you.
Aren’t they third for all animals total? First being humans, then mosquitos, then hippos?
Do car accidents and house fires count as humans killing humans?
Like, it obviously wouldn’t normally, but mosquitoes have zero conception of harming us, nor do they kill us directly, and they count, so intent and directness aren’t necessary.