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minus-squareBilliamlinkfedilink7•5 months agoBoth of them. It’s middle America that would be wailing and gnashing their teeth, but fortunately there’s more cornfields and wheat there than people.
minus-square@lennybird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•5 months agoAt this point I expect them to reinterpret the Electoral College as saying each corn kernel gets a vote.
minus-square@medgremlin@midwest.sociallinkfedilink5•5 months agoMinnesotan chiming in here, I will be making cupcakes and cocktails for the occasion.
minus-square@medgremlin@midwest.sociallinkfedilink2•5 months agoWell, I suppose you could make a boozy milkshake with cake batter ice cream or something.
Both of them. It’s middle America that would be wailing and gnashing their teeth, but fortunately there’s more cornfields and wheat there than people.
At this point I expect them to reinterpret the Electoral College as saying each corn kernel gets a vote.
Minnesotan chiming in here, I will be making cupcakes and cocktails for the occasion.
Wait. There are cupcake cocktails in this timeline?
Well, I suppose you could make a boozy milkshake with cake batter ice cream or something.