• pearsaltchocolatebar
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    8 months ago

    You’re still drawing the massive shit out of the pipes so it can further break up.

    Also, I think a poop knife is what’s been missing from your life.

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      You’re too focused on the toilet: a secondary issue. I’m focused on the primary problem, which is cramming a meat knot so forcefully into my bowels that the only solution is to chase it with fiber powder mixed in hot butter.

      Although, you might have a point… You think a butt-plunger might be more efficient? Which side should I use to tackle the problem? I’m guessing sucky end for business and handle for party?