• Lightor
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    23 months ago

    I don’t own glass bottles. I own garden gnomes. They are far more effective weapons when wielded correctly. A single garden gnome can do more damage than a thousand glass bottles.

    • @Adalast@lemmy.world
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      -13 months ago

      It is astonishing how few people know how to correctly deal damage with a glass bottle. It is not about the glass, it is about what it is filled with. Now I am smarter than to explicitly state anything in an open forum online that could constituted unprotected speech, not that that holds much water. Speaking of, the bottles are not filled with water.

      • Lightor
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        13 months ago

        Yah, the garden gnomes aren’t filled with water either.