@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agoI'm locking it up.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1460arrow-down115
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minus-square@Dorkyd68@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•3 months agoI’d say “did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again” would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don’t have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I’d jerk off with expensive face cream. It’s a vicious cycle
minus-square@casmael@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish3•3 months agoWait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.
I’d say “did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again” would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don’t have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I’d jerk off with expensive face cream. It’s a vicious cycle
Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.
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